Things that define Africans.
1. Urinating behind the house
2. Wife sleeping next to the wall
3. Keeping brooms behind the door
4. When you get rich, people say you have a secret bedroom where no one enters
5. When you get old, you’re a witch/wizard
6. When you take a bath , they will ask if you are going somewhere.
7. Keeping some plates, cups and spoons aside specifically for visitors.
8 counting pieces of meat to share equally
9. No natural death in Africa…. your enemy is always the causer.
10. Counting money after withdrawing from ATM.
11. Marrying a beautiful woman is associated with marrying a prostitute.
12. There are some special parts of the chicken meat that are always reserved for the husband (eg. Gizzard)
13. Removing shoes when walking in the mud and entering the house
14. Buying new clothes when there is festival
15. When one is given microphone, they first blow air into it or tap it with a finger, to test it if it is working, (even when the one passing it on was using the same mic).
16. Sweeping the whole compound even where it’s not dirty just to show some lines
17. Looking left and right when crossing one way road.
18: Keeping an empty plastic water bottle after drinking, for future use.
19: Reserving a special chair for the Husband
Be proud to be an African I know u don’t do this alone and you do them… If u want say ‘fi’ I expose u.